Smeagol game really is like. You play as a miserable, cursed, sickly creature dying of malnutrition. Gameplay entails doing slave labor while every NPC that sees you calls you ugly and tells you to kill yourself. For only $10 less than the new Zelda, you can experience the hell on earth that is being the most pathetic piece of shit in the Lord of the Rings franchise. Who conceptualized this game
God didn't give me a dick cause he knew I'd be abusing that thang. Call me mourning wood the way I'd be fucking trees
BOY THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE AS A DRAFT
sometimes fandom interpretation of characters are wrong because they get their personality wrong. more often than not though, its because they draw the men with penises
‘he would not fucking say that’ but its ‘he would not have a fucking penis’




